DIRTY OLD TOWN

 

 

Dirty Old Town is the debut collection from the prize-winning writer Nigel Bird.  His brilliantly observed slices of life allow us to visit places we may not normally choose to enter and to walk a few miles in the shoes of others. 

Though his tales have darkness at their core, they are also full of a heart and spirit that one rarely finds in the world or ‘noir’ or ‘crime-writing’.

There are 9 stories here:  Drinking Wine (Spo-Dee-Oh-Dee); Dirty Old Town; Sea Minor; Sisterhood; One Hundred And Ten Per Cent; Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight); Three Little Birds; and Silver Street.  Each will remain with you for days after you’ve read it.  Some will be around for weeks. 

In this collection we meet a frustrated housewife who needs to let her hair down; an elderly school janitor who can’t see the wood for the trees; a group of Muslims intent on revenge; a young girl whose father has just left home; a father and son breaking-and-entering partnership; a young man working on a city farm; and a pimp who’s fallen in love.  All of them struggle to meet life’s demands and some of them cope better than others.

Five of the stories here have been published by the highly respected editors of The Reader Magazine, A Twist Of Noir, Beat To A Pulp, Title Fights, Static Movement and Dark Valentine. The collection also includes two pieces that are being given their first outing and another that was put together put for the Big Beat From Badsville’s Ramones  series.

In 2010 Nigel Bird was the winner of the prestigious Watery Grave Invitational competition hosted by the Drowning Machine. Since then he has gone on to win the Things I’d Rather Be Doing fairytale/crime-story competition.

“More love for DIRTY OLD TOWN

Just can’t help myself.  I want more people to buy Nigel Bird’s Dirty Old Town and read it and love it and tell others about it.  I was surprised by every story.  These are short, punchy, thoughtful, hard as a punch, but sometimes they dig in and squeeze.  It’s dirty stuff, done beautifully.Nigel is also responsible for the too-cool “Dancing With Myself” interview series at his blog, Sea Minor.” Anthony Neil Smith (Yellow Medicine, Psychosomatic, Hogdoggin’)

 ‘Taking A Line For A Walk’, included here, was listed among the top 5 stories of 2010 by Bill Hayes and Naomi Johnson over at Death By Killing.

Praise for Nigel Bird and his work includes:

‘It won’t take long to realise he is also one of the best writers out there on the noir scene’  Ian Ayris (Abide With Me)

‘A rare talent.’ Allan Guthrie (Bye Bye Baby, Hard Man, Slammer)

 ‘So nice to read a story with this much heart in it.’  Patti Abbott (Discount Noir, Pattinase)

‘Absolutely brilliant.’ Richard Godwin (Apostle Rising)

‘Great Stuff.’ Charlie Stella (Charlie Opera, Johnny Porno)

‘Brilliantly razor-sharp, jagged slice of life.’  Paul D Brazill (ubiquitous, You Would Say That Wouldn’t You)

‘I sought out everything I could from him.  I dare you to read and not do the same.’ Chris F Holm (8 Pounds)

‘Took my breath away…Powerful.’ Kathleen A Ryan (Playing With Matches, Women Of Mystery)

‘Nigel Bird continues to amaze,’ Naomi Johnson (The Drowning Machine)

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Free Dunbar Story to celebrate John Muir’s Birthday

rocks below cover

Yes, I think Mr Muir would have been happy with this one, a cautionary tale about needing to care for the environment.  And it’s even set in Dunbar.  How cool is that?

I’d say Ice Age!

Here’s the link.

;)

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Free today, a ‘dark near-masterpiece’

In Loco Parentis is free today.

Happy Easter.

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Fiddlesticks

The Fiddlesticks orchestra recently put out a call for fundraising ideas.

I believe that it’s really important to offer children a wide range of great opportunities in order to help them to flourish – that strength of belief may stem from my 25 years as a teacher or my 10 as a father, not that it matters.

We’re lucky in Dunbar to have so many such opportunities, but they all rely on effort and cash.

Fiddlesticks, the orchestra which my eldest has been attending and absolutely loving, needs some help to maintain its attempts to keep it working at the best of its potential, including the putting on of a concert at the Brunton Theatre later this year.

I don’t have many skills to offer.  I have packed bags at Asda (can do that) and give up time for the swimming club (can manage) and have done my bit for the film society (admitedly, it was only a bit).

What I can offer is my writing.

To this end, all funds raised by my children’s/young adult/Dunbar-set novella are going to go the musicians.  I mentioned that in relation to the kindle edition recently, but I can now give you the link for the paperback.  It’s here.

The bonus with the paperback is that it’s illustrated.

Hopefully it will look great.

Take a look if you’re interested and see if it’s something that might interest you or your children.  £1.50 will go to the orchestra for each sale.

Many thanks,

nigel

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The Rocks Below – a local fundraiser

I’ve just released a new piece called The Rocks Below.

rocks below cover

It’s a story aimed at older children and young adults, but I’m hoping that it will be a pleaser for adults, too.

The setting is Dunbar, so you might recognise a few things as you work your way through.

From now until the middle of June, all profits (£1 for every copy from a £1.53 cost) will go towards help funding the local children’s orchestra Fiddlesticks, a wonderful place for children to learn and to get together.

I’ve had one review already and it says:

‘This book was full of surprises and a bit scary at some points. One of the best books that I have read. I read this book from start to finish. I couldn’t put it down. I kept reading even when I was tired and my mum found me with my glasses still on asleep. I would recommend it to all. Angus (age 11)’

I was thrilled to see it because of the sincerity behind it.

The blurb reads:

‘When Sam hears that the storms along Scotland’s east coast, there’s only one thing he wants to do – catch the surf. Missing out is not an option. Taking his board out to sea is full of risk.

The storms are even heavier than Sam expects and he doesn’t escape unscathed. Nor do the local towns and beaches which are left battered, damaged and covered in the detritus of the sea, including some rather strange looking rocks the likes of which nobody has ever seen before.

It becomes clear that the local councils will need help in tidying up and the Surfers Against Sewage step forward to restore normality.

In the storm’s aftermath, however, there are a series of unusual events.

First of all, there are the missing dogs, followed closely by the disappearence of some young children who were last seen playing on the sand. Not to mention the unusual noises that have been keeping people awake at night.

Talk on the streets of Dunbar is that it’s Black Agnes returned to take revenge. Others fear environmental catastrophe. Still more cite ancient visions of the end of the world.

The Rocks Below is a tale suitable for adults, young adults and older children. It contains a subtle yet powerful message relating to environmental issues.

Fusing elements of crime fiction, science fiction and adventure stories, this is a book that entertains and stimulates thought in one exciting read.’

 
I hope you feel you can support both the book and the orchestra.
 
Many thanks.
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Jingly Bells

How about a free festive book for your kindle/phone/computer in the form of Douglas Lindsay’s Santa’s Christmas Eve Blues ?

And while your at it (and I know you have it already), why not download a free copy of Mr Suit , an Elmore Leonard type caper ?

Or is it humbugs you prefer? Yep, that’s free too.

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STOCKING FILLER?

Mr Suit.  He’s available in the paperback novella for the price of £3.99.

If you’re not sure, why not go along to Amazon and check out the reviews, especially in the US.  It’s definitely adult material and it’s a little eccentric, but I have a feeling that everyone has someone in their lives who’s crazy enough to love this book.  What’s more, there’s free postage and packaging and Amazon’s usual excellent service.

Go on.  Be a devil.

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Robbie Carlyle Anounces Directorial Debut Of Today’s Free Book

News today that The Long Midnight Of Barney Thomson, a great Scottish crime novel, is to be made into a film.  And who the hell will they get to play the leading role?

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/movies/movie-news/robert-carlyle-to-go-behind-the-camera-1470207

 

Not only that, but the book’s free today.  Honest.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Long-Midnight-Barney-Thomson-ebook/dp/B0060CIX6U/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1354896983&sr=8-2

 

And to imagine that we share the same publisher!!!

 

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MR SUIT

Come and meet Mr Suit as he tackles the tricky subject of euthanasia and death-with-dignity.

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NOW AVAILABLE FROM DUNBAR LIBRARY

 

now available from DUNBAR LIBRARY

borrowing it might just save my blushes

 

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‘Grim, but really good.’ – Ian Rankin

 

Now available from Amazon

 

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